Monday, February 27, 2006



1. Something, such as one's food or entertainment, that is paid for by someone else.
2. A source of a special delight or pleasure: His trip abroad was a real treat.

v. treat·ed, treat·ing, treats
1. To act or behave in a specified manner toward.
2. To regard and handle in a certain way. Often used with as: treated the matter as a joke.
3. To deal with in writing or speech; discuss: a book that treats all aspects of health care.
4. To deal with or represent artistically in a specified manner or style: treats the subject poetically.
a. To provide with food, entertainment, or gifts at one's own expense: treated her sister to the theater.
b. To give (someone or oneself) something pleasurable: treated herself to a day in the country.
6. To subject to a process, action, or change, especially to a chemical or physical process or application.
a. To give medical aid to (someone): treated many patients in the emergency room.
b. To give medical aid to counteract (a disease or condition): treated malaria with quinine.

1. To deal with a subject or topic in writing or speech. Often used with of: The essay treats of courtly love.
2. To pay for another's entertainment, food, or drink.
3. To engage in negotiations, as to reach a settlement or agree on terms: "Both sides nonetheless are quite willing to treat with [the king]" Gregory J. Wallance.

This is a dictionary says for the word.

The purpose of the post is to list other possiblities. Basically about treating a person. The post is written with a male in mind, for a female, appropriate changes may be effected.

a. giving him food
b. taking him to res­taur­ant
c. calling him a dum#$%^k
d. slap him
f. flirt with his girl/boy friend(s) while he watches
g. elop with his girl/boy friend(s)
h. shove up a canon and fire it
i. strip him and put into a room with a gay guy inside
j. chain him and feed him dog food
k. make him the Chief Minister of Bihar
l. make him eat shit rice in mess
m. beat him up
n. bash him up
o. put a video cam in his bed room and sell the tapes
p. tie him to a chair and blare some gult music into his ears
q. make him the culprit of a political murder
r. order 5 large size pizzas to be deliverd in his name and make him pay for it.
s. thulp all the pizzas coz poor guy cant eat 5 large ones.
t. do it on a day when he has thulped in the mess and you are hungry.
u. invite the full wing to help.
v. dont even let him drink the free coke.
w. fill in nomination forms for elections in his name and dont let him withdraw.
x. actually treat him nicely and politely when he comes to visit you.
y. a linear combination of any of the above said methods.
z. make him read this blog.

Of course, not exhaustive list. Sadly, i have run out of letters from the english alphabet

PS: The inspiration to write this post was a converstion with a good buddy about a particularly c$*%(@a friend(CF). And hence, the post is dedicated to the CF as he is the veteran in extracting treats out of every possible person including mess workers. Well, i can go on and write more on him, but, then let me not give more details on him.

Why this sudden Hatred for treats?
Sadism truly rocketh.:).
and have u or ur gumbhal treated anyone that way so far?
vinay, the hatred is for the guy not for treats.

shamanth, u r the aerospace engineer

sreejith, if only i could explicitly treat the CF in atleast one of these ways.
do you get any treat.....a to z or otherwise?
i do get treats, and i do give treats. a to z is beyond that.
Looks like u have quite a few ideas up your sleeve... Bhaand gets on a creative high when it comes to paining some people ;) Anyway, that CF sort of confused me coz in TG, that refers to "coincidental friend" :) sigh, talk about the overdose of acronyms!!
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